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Absurdist Rock "Number 2": Eternal Colic

by Bombaby

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A cute heart disease (OUGH) If I take a walk down the street and take a shit in a preschool, people still think I'm cute If I go to the zoo and shoot all the animals people still think I'm cute If I go to abortion clinics getting ladies pregenant people still think I'm cute Sometimes I feel guilty that I'm so beautiful (aaaaaaaaah) CUTE I FEEL SO CUTE SO FUCKING CUTE If you don't think I'm cute. I'm gonna fight you, and then I'm gonna fuck you, because I have feelings and I love you. I love you.
2.
I'm just a baby, I'm just a baby in your womb I'm the elephant in the womb Please mommy don't put that stuff in your body it makes me feel yucky Please mommy, please mommy Don't forget about the baby in your body. I'm the elephant I'm just dying, I'm just dying in your womb I'm the elephant in the womb (dead elephant) I'm at your mercy and I cannot escape I'm trapped inside your womb I'm the elephant in the womb I'm at your mercy and I cannot escape I'm trapped inside your womb I'm slowly dying and you don't seem to care I'm dead inside your womb Your dead
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Brainotage 04:53
Smells like blueberries and wine And this vintage is divine As I open up your skull Pulling out the juicy pulp Cerebral Cabernet This brainotage is tasting sweet I don't care if you're smart of dumb All I know is that your brain is yum I'll only shoot you if you run ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (This brainotage is tasting sweet Oh so sweet I'm drinking your lovely brain) I don't care if you're smart of dumb All I know is that your brain is yum I'll only shoot you if you run Mental fermentation Juicy masturbation Cranium sauvignon I'm coming to get you
4.
I love you like a baby loves his mommy The most beautiful thing I have ever seen, except for my mother You're gonna struggle to live up to my mother's cooking, because it's better than yours. I love you Fuck you You look good in a dress but my mommy wore it better You got beautiful eyes but my mommy's eye can change the weather I love you. Fuck you
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You think I'm a baby my opinions will fuck you I've been an old man since the day I was born No my opinions are not for babies Not for babies Not for babies If you treat me like a baby, I'll act just like a man I'm an adult, I'm an adult, fuck you I'm an adult Fuck you I'm an adult. I'm the god, the god of babies I'm the god, the god of babies I'm the god, the god of babies I'm the god, the god of babies
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Techno Gimp 03:17
Aaaaahhhhhh. I'm techno You're techno You're techno I'm techno We're techno Gimp techno Dum, dum dum, dum dum dum dum dum But it's minimal techno Gimp of techno I'm ugly, you're ugly You're ugly, I'm ugly We're Sexy And we fuck long Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum But it's minimal fucking Soft fucking, so it doesn't hurt Gimp of techno I love you, I love you You love me, I love you But I'll fucking kill you I'm not joking, I'll fucking kill you
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*rawr* I'm a puppy with a puppy's perspective I don't like being rejected I wouldn't mind being respected Woof woof x 4 *rawr* Take me for a walk Take me for a walk you cunt Take me for a walk Take me for a walk you cunt *urgh* I'm such a hungry puppy And my family abandoned me Now I'm living with hobos I haven't been neutered So I keep having babies Woof Woof woof x 2 *orgh* I'm a puppy with a puppy's perspective I don't like being rejected I'm getting tired of being neglected I will kill you all x 4
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Micro Mouth 03:18
Parktown cunt with a micro mouth Look at him sulking in the corner He's got thick skin and a tiny pout Munching slugs and snails, he's a foreign whore Parktown, parktown cunt He's so fucking horny And he jumps so high And when it's time for bedtime He just wants to die Aaaaaaah Parktown Cunt Parktown Cunt Micro mouth Parktown fuck you you cunt. Appointment for an orgy With lots of tiny dicks Aaaaaaah Eat Poo Fuck you No one will breed with you.
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I'm the world's saddest fetus I'm the world's saddest fetus Yeah my mommy doesn't love me Yeah my mommy doesn't love me No my mommy doesn't want me I think my mommies gonna kill me My world is coming to an end I never many friends I'll give you mommies some advice Some times you got to think twice Before you fuck I'm the world's saddest fetus I'm the world's saddest fetus I'm the world's saddest fetus Saddest fetus, satisfy me, don't deny me *You can just fuck off now*
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Feet like bananas Two pairs of pears Cucumber fingers Eggplant, no hair I see fields full of wheat So bitterly sweet Line of avocado trees Rough as a kiwi Strong as two pears Handsome like grapefruit Messy like a mango Messy like a mango Urgh AHHHHHHHHH
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Babies, babies don't go to war But I still went to war (and it was awful) My mommy told me too (I had to listen) My nana didn't care (what a cunt) My daddy is dead Isn't it awful? Awful Awful So fucking awful Oooooooooo... Tristan: "Hello my name Tristan, I'm here to give you a message Stop taking babies to war "I love the ladies but I also love the guys And I love the babies We are all equal" Babies go marching on Babies go marching on Babies go marching on Babies go marching ooooooooon Tristan: "Hello my name is Tristan. You thought I was gone but now I'm back. I'm here to tell you, don't forget to take a bath and stay healthy" Hey don't forget to stay healthy. And don't just have a healthy body, earn a healthy body, and a healthy mind. I love you.
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Mommies been so sad and blue Ever since she had you She's been so angry all the time Spanks my bottom, poisons my mind Cos I'm not you, but pretty soon, you'll be here too Oh lord yeah. (Narration by Bomb) *This is a story about a baby called Stephen. And a baby called Tristan. And a baby called Xan. And a baby called Bomb. And a baby...called...baby* Post-nasal depression (I'm on drugs) The tissues in the bin Post-naval depression (I'm a sailor) Not a tailor I shit myself every single day But my mommies too sad to wipe it away My nappies filled with thirty poos But the only poo that she'll look at is you Poo poo, poo poo, poo poo (I'm a train you cunt) Postnatal depression I'm a mother, not a brother Postnatal depression I'm a lover, come get under my covers (Postnatal, postnatal, postnatal, postnatal) Ahhhhhhh DEPRESSION. Post-metal isn't cool (it's just stupid, it's fucking stupid) I wouldn't be a cunt like you (You're so mean and confrontational) Postnatal depression I'm a mother, not a brother Postnatal depression I'm not like the others, I'll kill your brother (fuck him) Yes!

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This album was recorded almost two years ago but life sometimes gets in the way. If you like progressive, funny and offensive music then this is the album for you.

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released October 1, 2019

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Bombaby is a bunch of babies wearing full-grown man suits.

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