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The Ballad of My Name is Tristan

from Absurdist Rock Volume 1: The Custard Chronicles by Bombaby

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lyrics

Yo babe my name is Tristan
Ready for my song?
Suck it bitch

He's a man of cloth
And he likes to get rough
He gives his money to underprivileged children
Cause he's nice
He doesn't like to kiss and tell no
(oh he's so nice)

My name is Tristan
(His name is Tristan)
Or am I christian?
(Or is he christian?)
What is the difference?
(What is the difference?)
I hate christmas

He hates christmas!!!

I don't like satan
(He don't like satan)
He's intimidating
(So intimidating)
He likes speed dating
Easter is better

My name's Tristan
And all you christians just don't listen
You ain't forgiving
What the fuck you saying?
You think you're praying
But you're spraying
You ain't saying
You ain't saying shit
Easter is better

My name is Tristan
Or am I christian?
What is the difference?
Listen to my song

My name is Tristan
(His name is Tristan)
Or am I christian?
(Or is he christian?)
What is the difference?
(What is the difference?)
I don't like christmas
He fucking hates christmas

He's a man of the Sloth
And he likes is slow
He's never ever been inappropriate
Never ever never ever never ever never ever

My name is Tristan
Or am I christian?

credits

from Absurdist Rock Volume 1: The Custard Chronicles, released March 2, 2017
Bomb: Sungs, Gatts, Laughter and Fingering pad
Baby : Sangs, Dwums, Stringies, Boosie and Whorly
Tristi: Vaxies

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A bunch of babies dressed as full grown men

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