My baby's dick is bigger than your baby's dick
You can't lie to my baby, he's got the sharpest tool in the shed
My baby's eyes are bluer than your baby's eyes
You can't spy on my baby, he's got eyes in the back of his head
My baby doesn't smell like other babies do (oh no)
He's the god damn coolest mother fucking baby on the street (ah yeah mother fucker)
My baby plays for keeps
My baby never weeps
(I'm a baby and I like puree, my mummy says that I'm a baby and I want to hug a teddy bear)
(Oh yeah hear that mother fucker, that's my baby coming at you over the wireless. My baby's going fuck you up bitch)