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I'm a rat in the hospital
No one wants me around
RAT IN THE HOSPITAL
I fear there's a cat in the hospital
Have you seen the price of cheese
CAT IN THE HOSPITAL
I donate my germs to the hospital
ooooooo
I'M A RAT
One day I'll escape from the hospital
To see if I can find cheaper cheese
I'M A RAT
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2. |
My Baby
02:05
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My baby's dick is bigger than your baby's dick
You can't lie to my baby, he's got the sharpest tool in the shed
My baby's eyes are bluer than your baby's eyes
You can't spy on my baby, he's got eyes in the back of his head
My baby doesn't smell like other babies do (oh no)
He's the god damn coolest mother fucking baby on the street (ah yeah mother fucker)
My baby plays for keeps
My baby never weeps
(I'm a baby and I like puree, my mummy says that I'm a baby and I want to hug a teddy bear)
(Oh yeah hear that mother fucker, that's my baby coming at you over the wireless. My baby's going fuck you up bitch)
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3. |
Sensitive Farmer
03:08
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Sensitive Farmer
He handles his carrots with sensitive care
He fingers his pumpkins to see if they're ripe
Sensitive Farmer
He strokes all his parsely to see if it's clean
He rubs the potatoes while his wifes not looking
Sensitive Farmer
He works hard with his sensitive hands
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Auto Cunt
03:26
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It finally happened
No more waiting
And I vibe (oh yeah)
And I vibe (all right) x2
Everyone
I'm a Cunt
An Auto Cunt
I used to be friendly
I used to be consistent
Kill my vibe (Oh Yeah)
Kill my vibe (All Right) x2
Yeah
Ooh la la la
AUTO CUNT x 2
Ooh la la la
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Judas Loves Mangoes
02:43
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Judas had an apple
Judas had a pear
Judas loves mangoes
Bacon forbidden
Judas practices sport after school
Judas sandwiches are never cold
Judas had no foresight but he didn't care
Living in the desert gave him stinky hair
Judas does his homework straight after school
Judas doesn't like to break the rules
Judas paid his taxes
Judas paid his rent
with the money he made
From selling out his friend
Judas loves mangoes
Judas love pineapple squares
Judas love peaches
Ooh Yeah
Oh Judas
Oh Judas yeah
Oh Judas
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6. |
Everthing's Impossible
03:01
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Mommy and Daddy will never ever break up
But everything's impossible
My Puppy will never ever grow up
That would not be plausible
Woah Impossible!
(Impossible)
So Impossible!
(Impossible)
Not fucking plausible
You're a cunt
No
Everything's impossible
Why are you looking at me?
When you know that everything's impossible
but you're still a cunt
One day i'll be very very happy
No no no no no you won't
One day i'll feel unstoppable
You don't have the tools to cope
You're gonna take a lot of coke
Shove that shit right in your nose
One day you'll find you've fucked a goat
No
Everything's impossible
Why are you looking at me?
When you know that everything's impossible
Woah woah woah woah
Woah woah woah yeah
Fucking cunt
Everything's impossible
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7. |
Kingpin Baby
02:22
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I'm a baby and i don't have a daddy
Did you know i was raised by my nanny
No one understands me like granny
(She's super cute uh)
Pacified
Pacified by the police
Ramified
I wasn't very discreet
Ostracized
La la la la la la la
I'm a baby and i don't have a daddy
Did you know i was raised by my nanny
No one understands me like granny
(She smells so good uh)
First day in baby prison
Made a shiv to stab another baby
Became the leader of the alphabet gang
I was the master of smuggling baby formula
Seized all the nappies and sold them back at double price
Kingpin baby that's my name yeah
Now that you know my story
All you other babies this is a warning
I'm a kingpin baby motherfucker
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Manfucker
04:04
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Manfucker
Manfucker
What a fucker
He's a manfucker
I took my man out
(To fuck him)
I took my dick out
(He's ready)
Manfucker Manfucker Manfucker
Ready and willing to be....
Fucked!
(Fucked like man)
Who needs movies
(They're boring)
Who don't need boobies
(Their yucky)
Manfucker manfucker
(I won't ask twice no)
Manfucker manfucker
(I'll make you my ho)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Aah aah aah aah aah
Ready and willing to be....
Fucked!
(Get fucked like man)
Do you like my joke?
Yes it's hilarious
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ready and willing to be....
Fucked!
(Getting fucked like man)
Mmmmmm
Yes thank you, more of that please
Manfucker
Manfucker
La la la la la la la la
Manfucker
He's a man
Fucker!
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The Devil's Dick
03:00
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Red-er than the devil's dick
Red-er than the devil's dick oh yeah
Red-er than the devil's dick
Oh please won't you phone me constantly
I want my phone to vibrate in my pants
Devil's dick!
My dick is shiny and it takes like strawberries
and if you don't like well fuck you
Devil's devil's devil's dick
Devil's devil's devil's dick
Devil's devil's devil's dick
Satan why don't you wanna introduce me to your parents?
The devil's dick tastes like tabasco
But it burns like habanero's
Devil's devil's devil's dick
The devil's dick has made me sick
Devil's devil's devil's dick
Satan?
My dick is shiny and it takes like strawberries
and if you don't like well fuck you
La la la la
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
Yeah
Satan tell me again when why can't we move in together?
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Yo babe my name is Tristan
Ready for my song?
Suck it bitch
He's a man of cloth
And he likes to get rough
He gives his money to underprivileged children
Cause he's nice
He doesn't like to kiss and tell no
(oh he's so nice)
My name is Tristan
(His name is Tristan)
Or am I christian?
(Or is he christian?)
What is the difference?
(What is the difference?)
I hate christmas
He hates christmas!!!
I don't like satan
(He don't like satan)
He's intimidating
(So intimidating)
He likes speed dating
Easter is better
My name's Tristan
And all you christians just don't listen
You ain't forgiving
What the fuck you saying?
You think you're praying
But you're spraying
You ain't saying
You ain't saying shit
Easter is better
My name is Tristan
Or am I christian?
What is the difference?
Listen to my song
My name is Tristan
(His name is Tristan)
Or am I christian?
(Or is he christian?)
What is the difference?
(What is the difference?)
I don't like christmas
He fucking hates christmas
He's a man of the Sloth
And he likes is slow
He's never ever been inappropriate
Never ever never ever never ever never ever
My name is Tristan
Or am I christian?
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A bunch of babies dressed as full grown men
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